“Ee Johnno, it’s parky out there,” gaffer says, as he comes in dripping all over the polished floorboards. XXNX Sleet maybe, freezing rain. “Yes,” Elsie agreed, “He’s definitely got the horn.”
“I’m just doing as I was bid,” I insisted. I said I’d find some and went down the stores, best I could find was Calomine lotion and some stuff we used on burns. “Oh fuck that’s good!” she admitted, “Crikey that’s better than wanking, how’d it suit you?”
“Champion” I agreed. I brought them back and with her still on the desk I started to rub some burn soothe on her rash. I got stuck in and finished up about sevenish when I should have finished at Six, I had to skip me tea and go straight to Bandroom for practice as we was in the West Yorkshire Brass Band Championship 3rd section finals at Leeds
