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I went outside and called my Grandma back in Sunderland, on my mobile, she loved to chat, and Abdul shuffled past me as Sgt Andrews covered him with his Armalite rifle. Why, you may ask, well some said it was religion, but me, if I had to live in a land of scorching heat, blazing sun, freezing nights, sand and goats and goat shit and the smell of goat shit and food that smelled like goat shit and come to think of it tasted like goat shit, I reckon I would probably want to blow myself up too. Xnxx The next step needed my Lap top Computer, I decided to re-program the sim card to put us in charge of when he blew up. You have been warned! That’s when I got the call, I was just “enjoying” a plate of spam and chips when my
