I still cannot believe I didn’t spot a huge bloody petrol tanker coming towards me on the other side of the narrow road until too late! As I swerved left to avoid it I heard my wing mirror smash as it hit the lorries mudguards then a louder clattering along the nearside of my van as I struck the speeding cyclist forcing her front wheel into the stone and earth roadside hedge as her back wheel tangled with my rear nearside wheel. XXNX I almost envied her, stretched out naked in the cool moonlight, although she most certainly was NOT enjoying it! I stripped myself naked as she watched me intently while still twisting in efforts to relieve the agony. I walked close up in front of her, her attempts to kick or knee me away were becoming increasingly feeble as she exhausted herself. I actually
