“I hope you all learned from Maia’s mistake yesterday and I won’t have to waste another hour stretching buttholes.”
With perfect comedic timing, a phone rang from inside Maia’s desk. XXX Maia’s once flat tummy was like the back of some weird tropical lizard, full of bumps from rounded corners rubbing uncomfortably against Mr. Inserting a 6-inch (diagonal) screen with a bulky case required a lot of anal tenderizing. “Hey Maia, I sent your ass a dick pic last night, did you feel it?”
“No, must have been too small.” She was used to the attention, the subtle side glances, the less subtle head-turns. With more casualties than Maia could count, she fought a war against unwanted orgasms all day and all night until her battery finally ran out.
