“Well,” I said, “what do you think? Does my aunt want Jacob to breed her?”
“I don’t know,” Laura said, “maybe she wants him to be happy and possibly die a happy man.” As we’re both watched aunt Deena riding up and down, we couldn’t help but wonder. So Laura asks me, “I wonder of you’re aunt is fertile or is she on the pill.”
“Well,” I said, “she’s a lot younger than my mom. But as far as her being on the pill isn’t any of my business.” But what Laura doesn’t already know is that I already banged my aunt a couple of times. But my greater concern is Jacob knocking her up. Not about possibly letting me off a huge hook, but there was an even, greater concern. So I asked, “Let’s say my aunt is fertile and Jacob gets her pregnant, is he
