“From putting down the phone until the next call the average toilet break is actually nineteen minutes, the average ladies and gentlemen, two or three times a day, an hour lost, calls diverted for an hour a day per receptionist, that is where you keep falling down.”
Mike Summerbee the office manager raised his hand, “Mike?” Ian queried. XXX “Does anyone actually give a fuck?”
Ian smiled, “The 43 D range is also available with a choice of seats as above and either a fixed dildo in the FD model, or the Rampant Rabbit in the RR or the fully computerised.”
“What?” Mike demanded, “Do you mean Dildo?”
Ian continued, “Absolutely, it provides hands free masturbation for female staff members, which our studies have shown is itself responsible for notable efficiency improvements.”
Karen suddenly took notice, “What wanking while we work?”
“Absolutely,” Ian agreed, “Why not?”
“It’s disgusting!” Karen said awkwardly.
