“Am I dismissed?”
“Bloody hung more like,” I suggested, “But a service first.”
He seemed puzzled, “Keep your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,” I ordered. XXX For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed. I continued, “Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore?”
He stuttered, “I have never, I haven’t,” he shuffled awkwardly, “Never had carnal knowledge.”
“Not at all?” I continued, “Not with your lips on her shaven mound, your tongue in her moist slot, your cock between her firm mounds?” He blushed crimson. “Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in common law!”
“Oh very funny,” Lavinia sighed. I was appalled “Lavinia! Their tongues entwined noisily, “Do you love me?” she asked between
