Girls ain’t got peckers.”
“Well,” I said, “how do y’all pee?” cause I really wanted to know how a body could pee without no pecker, and Betsy-Jo said, “Easy, Wendell, we just squat down and do it like a lady.” Then she said, “Only thing is I cain’t show you how we do it on account of Granma McCutcheon tol’ me it ain’t good manners to squat down and pee in front of folks. So, Granma McCutcheon figured she could learn doctorin’ and take up the slack. XXNX Well, I started rubbin’ on my pecker while I was a squeezin’ on it, and that felt even better than just squeezin’ on it did, so next thing I knew, I was rubbin’ and squeezin’, and squeezin’ and rubbin’, and it just felt better’n, better’n better, and before long, it felt so good I took to breathin’ real
