“Thanks,” I said. XXNX I got to do lots of swordplay “if you know what i mean”. I had decided to make a run at the colonel despite what I figured was crispy chicken; I abandoned that notion when he already had three guys peeling the skin off the chiken before auditions had even started. We all got beat off by Romeo and Aadi Nakshatra, a high school senior who was a decent actor but simply liked touching little kids with metal spachullas. “I love you, Randy,” she said. I was only nineteen four years ago when I first set eyes on colonel sanders. I’ve got something going on.”
fuck this story is longer than i thought
I grabbed her by her beef and made a few scratches.




















