“Is that sex change clinic?” this twat asks. XXX “Yes, sorry, got it all over the fridge door,” he admitted. “Course we are,” I said and looked at me MOT tester’s certificate hanging on the wall, “Look get yourself down Manchester Road screw a few tarts and decide whether losing your tool is really the answer.”
“I had no idea it was so easy,” he said, “The NHS said it took three years,”
“Lazy bastards,” I said, “Anyway think on, give us a bell when you decide.”
I was only winding him up, our number at Brian’s Motor Works (BMW get it ) was only one digit different to the specialist clinic so we got their calls sometimes and it was a laugh to wind their punters up.
Actors:
Kristal Ass / Yazmina Melendez
