As he admires his now very pretty face in the mirror, the sound of an early 2000’s cellphone goes off, and Joey quickly moves to his bedroom and removes his candybar style cell from his backpack to check the caller ID. XXNX After several minutes, and secretly hoping that a delivery man would see him and decide he needed a piece of that white ass, Joey reluctantly stood up and walked swiftly to the bathroom, sitting on the toilet and emptying himself of any nasty surprises. Shaking his head, Joey mutters, “Worth every penny,” and walks to the living room. Sashaying to his parents room as David Bowie’s ‘Boys keep Swinging’ starts up, Joey opens his mother’s dresser and removes a pair of bikini-cut underwear from the top drawer. “Oohh, FUCK!” screams Joey, causing Mr.
