She laughed and said, “You are such a fucking asshole you know what I meant. XXX Is that clear enough for you?”
“I guess but sometimes I do like a foot job from time to time and shit we forgot to do that!”
She was laughing and said, “God damn it Tony, no feet or thighs or elbow crevices or any shit like that.”
“All right, all right you don’t have to get snarky about it, I was only teasing you beautiful.”
She said, “That’s better, now tell me again how beautiful I am.”
I thought for a minute and said, “You’re much hotter than Nancy.”
She punched me in the arm and said, “Oh you little fucker, thanks a lot but I’m serious.”
I said, “My darling Mary Ann, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes on.
