Jeff finds the lively music a wonderful way to worship God. XXNX Forget it! I didn’t buy it. When Jeff slows down, “Then there are STDs.”
“What are they, Mom?”
“Sexually transmitted diseases. Have you heard of the kissing disease—mono?”
“No, could I give Maria mono?”
“Well, say you wet kiss someone with mono. Sounds like you reached a new stage in your life. I couldn’t understand that—I was the one raising hell. After getting fired, he apologized to me. When they gave him the ax, I stopped going to church.”
“I can’t picture you being a bad ass.”
“I took great delight in knocking hypocrites off their high horses. I hope he wasn’t like this douche-bag.”
“People expected me to be an angel. The erotic moments with Maria play over in his mind, more vividly than on a movie screen. They hug tight.
