I always wonder if I’m the guy they’re worried about. XXNX The heavens had opened and for the first time in two weeks the most prominent thought in my mind was not this grizzly shard of hell buried between my ass cheeks. Some people I know don’t like to sit on public loos in case they catch something. The bowl was gone now and my feet were being dried with a thick downy towel. Slowly and painfully she made her way down to my legs. Like nothing had happened, I thanked the Ol’ boy down at reception and nodded to a Thai looking businessman with his shoes off and feet in the bowl on my way out the door. The heavens had opened and for the first time in two weeks the most prominent thought in my mind was not this grizzly shard of hell buried




















