“Oh don’t be ridiculous I’m twenty years your senior,” I advised, “I’m not your father though I love you like a daughter, I have never ever led you to believe I have any designs on you.”
“You don’t want to take me in your arms and kiss me then?” she asked, “Or undress me and have your wicked way with me?”
“Emm!” I said indignantly, “I always forced such thoughts to the back of my mind.”
“Well don’t you stupid man,” she sighed, “You haven’t fooled me, I see your trousers bulging when I come close, why not nature take it’s course?”
“Because I am a Gentleman,” I explained. XXNX “Ohhh,” she cried and old Caffey opened the door to see what the fuss was about. “Or carefully planned, I knew you wanted me,” Emm said, “And you’re such a wonderful companion, I’m going to love being Lady Buntingthorpe.”
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