I’ve had to break it into chapters so I hope you don’t get bored. XXNX She’s the most shaggable thing on two legs ever been born”. “I’m starving” I told Dan “Let’s break out the grub”. Friends started teasing us, about our relationship but true to historical form we looked out and stuck up for each other. I did a none too fancy dive into the cold, clear water. She stepped out of the gaggle of admirers and we made our way over to a table. “Dan….Dan…what are you doing here?” I asked, suddenly remembering the feeling of loss when she had left all those years ago. “Yeah great, shall we take a picnic?” I replied. Most people, who didn’t know, thought we were twins. “Never stopped us before” Dan countered as she started to strip down to her underwear.




















