“Yeah, you?” I replied. After that I went to bed. XXNX I came quite quickly on purpose; doubling over and spitting my sperm onto the rim of the toilet, as you would do with bleach. A few times when I’d slept over in the past, I’d snuck downstairs at night when everybody was asleep, proceeded to lecherously grab a pair and wrap them around my cock and wank until I spurted onto their carpet, before hastily putting them back where I found them and clean up the mess from the carpet. I was getting tired, so I said the customary lines of text and signed out. Before I got too tired I went and brushed my teeth and rinsed with Listerine, then watched the end of whatever it was I was watching in my room.
