Why do you put up with it?” I had no answer for them – then or now. XXX I saw Randy’s face light up. That’s when she started asking questions. She answered me by belching loudly, causing Randy to chuckle. Randy plopped down on the bed and shimmied out of his pants while Monica stood in front of the mirror, unbuttoning her blouse. “Listen, Carl, I forgot that Randy promised to take me out tonight, too,” she said. I stayed home and pined. This is my life now. After about 10 minutes of patiently waiting on my knees, Monica and Randy finally broke their passionate clinch. Hide while you can! The possibilities bounced around in my head like ping-pong balls. “Listen, Carl, I forgot that Randy promised to take me out tonight, too,” she said.
